Article 30 of the EU Data Act splits a switching duty by capability, not by service-model label, and Article 2(37) defines functional equivalence in law while no published standard operationalises it into a threshold. This article works through the exemption gate, the export inventory beyond raw data and the escrow-and-rebuild record that stands in for the missing standard, including the correction most coverage misses: 12 January 2027 zeroes switching charges, not multi-cloud egress.